No More Stories Are Told Today (2009)is the fifth studio album by the Danish band Mew. Produced by Rich Costey, who also produced their breakthrough album Frengers, it's the band's first album as an official three-piece after bass player Johan Wohlert left to spend time with his family.

According to lead vocalist Jonas Bjerre, this album is happier, "dancier", and more upbeat than its predecessor, And the Glass Handed Kites, which had a darker theme. This vinyl edition of the album also contains the bonus track "Nervous".

No More Stories... was met with universal acclaim upon release. The album was extremely well received in the band's native Denmark upon release, getting top scores in reviews from most music magazines.

• 180 gram audiophile vinyl
• Gatefold sleeve
• Printed innersleeves
• First pressing of 1000 numbered copies on transparent blue vinyl
  Available on black vinyl